pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: tyleroakley: baldurboo: crisscockfer: headmasterzefron: little-hansel: thatbritishsmile: spiceysteel: lilli-of-the-mountain: messiahofmirth: b1gb00tyb1tch3s: c-c-chuck: kiwibutt: xybutt: what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that i want to ride it around what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the fuck is that WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. What the actual fuck is that.
When someone says “So tell me about yourself.”

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

(Source: yeahthathappened)

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: watcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside that trunk
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS